AN ANALOGY FOR ALL COLLEGE LECTURERS:
They teach us to make "PLAIN RICE" in class
&
expect from us to cook "BIRYANI" in exams...!! ;) :D :P
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Special yoga for highly stressed students
Sit on your chair bend your head back
Close your eyes slowly
Completely relax & say
.
.
.
Bhaar mein gayi degree!
Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..
>
>
'Student are not Cheaters
we just really enjoy having the Same answers.
Air & students have d same mentality
How?
?
?
?
?
Both r turning d book's pages without reading.
Smoking Effects Lips
Drinking Effects Liver
Girls Effects Heart
But The Most Danger One Is STUDY,
It Effects BRAIN.
Direct Coma ….:-D
Avoid it..
3 Reasons To Give Exam
1. You Can Spend 3 Hours In Self Meditation.
2. You Can Complete Your Sleep.
3. You Can See Your Teachers Being Bored Who Usually Bore You.
Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail! :D
The Most Funniest Situation In Student Life
We Have N0 Idea What To Write In The Exam Paper
And The Supervis0r Comes And Says,
Please C0ver Your Answer Sheet.
Cutest letter by a little kid:
Dear maths!
Please grow up and
solve your problems yourself.
(Ankit)
Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,
Horrible days in my life :
"only exam days"(Ankit)
3 Things That Should Not Be Asked
1: A Man’s Salary
2: A Girl’s Age
&
3: Paper Kaisa Howa
It really Hurts :’(Vicky)
Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God succeed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best
Sit on your chair bend your head back
Close your eyes slowly
Completely relax & say
.
.
.
Bhaar mein gayi degree!
Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..
>
>
'Student are not Cheaters
we just really enjoy having the Same answers.
Air & students have d same mentality
How?
?
?
?
?
Both r turning d book's pages without reading.
Smoking Effects Lips
Drinking Effects Liver
Girls Effects Heart
But The Most Danger One Is STUDY,
It Effects BRAIN.
Direct Coma ….:-D
Avoid it..
3 Reasons To Give Exam
1. You Can Spend 3 Hours In Self Meditation.
2. You Can Complete Your Sleep.
3. You Can See Your Teachers Being Bored Who Usually Bore You.
Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail! :D
The Most Funniest Situation In Student Life
We Have N0 Idea What To Write In The Exam Paper
And The Supervis0r Comes And Says,
Please C0ver Your Answer Sheet.
Cutest letter by a little kid:
Dear maths!
Please grow up and
solve your problems yourself.
(Ankit) Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,
Horrible days in my life :
"only exam days"(Ankit)
3 Things That Should Not Be Asked
1: A Man’s Salary
2: A Girl’s Age
&
3: Paper Kaisa Howa
It really Hurts :’(Vicky)
Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God succeed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best
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